What’s In My… Refrigerator???

Sometimes when you’re running low on ideas, you just have to look around for inspiration. I just looked around, and my eyes landed on the refrigerator. You may not care what’s in my refrigerator. And you know what? I don’t care that you don’t care what’s in my refrigerator. Why? Because there are 250 posts on this blog, most much smarter than this one. Especially the one about toilet paper.

  • I have a totally disproportionate number of sauces and condiments in the refrigerator. I own three different kinds of mustard: regular, honey, and Dijon. Then there’s soy sauce, teriyaki sauce, and Worcestershire sauce. I also have hot sauce, but of course I have the granddaddy of them all… sriracha sauce. Quick tip, mix with a little mayo to make a creamy sriracha spread.  About the only thing I don’t have in there is ketchup.
  • If I had to pick between a wrap and a sandwich, I’d pick the wrap. That’s why I always have flower tortillas at hand.
  • I also have a wide array of cheese. Sharp cheddar, pepper jack, Parmesan, and this weird cheese from Holland that I need someone to come to my house and eat because it tastes gross.
  • I also have 2% milk, orange juice, and the very nectar of the universe… the thing stars and planets are made of… green tea. No friends, beer is not proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. That, dear readers, would be green tea.

Word count: 249

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